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Wanted peace for the world, and no "End of the world".
last but not least! Law Assignment!~! We've taken down Java presentation, we can do it for Law too!!
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JAVA presentation! Jiayooussss!!!~~~~ Wheeee~~~
[DATE] [TIME] [MODULE] [MODULE DESCRIPTION(PAPER NAME)] [VENUE] [SEAT]
[25-FEB-10(THU)] [04:00PM - 06:00PM] [IT2502] [OBJECT-ORIENTED PROGRAMMING USING JAVA] [G.221] [372]
[01-MAR-10(MON)] [09:00AM - 11:00AM] [BM0035] [PRINCIPLES OF ECONOMICS] [A.339] [46]
[02-MAR-10(TUE)] [12:30PM - 02:30PM] [IT1508 NETWORK TECHNOLOGY] [G.221] [46]
[04-MAR-10(THU)] [09:00AM - 11:00AM] [BM0034 STATISTICS] [G.221] [48]
Let us all Jiayous for JAVA + LAW!! and of cuz exam
NETWORKING. GET OFF OUR BACK! SHOO IN > A DOZEN HOURS.
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it sequencely..
Museum Administrator: U stupid..That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken!!
Sardar: Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one..
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!!
Sardar: Control yourself sir.. Don't cry.. See that man. he has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ""All India Radio! """
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr......
Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it !!!!!
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrr.. dhup dhup dhup dhup...... Stop ready sir..
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.